For the comedically challenged and humor impaired this post is not recommended. But for those of you a little more daring… here we go with a little real estate humor:
* Sign next to FSBO (For Sale By Owner): We shoot every third agent, and the 2nd one just left!
* This house has every new convenience, except low payments!
* By the time you pay for a house in the suburbs, it isn’t.
* If you think no one cares that you’re alive, try missing a couple of mortgage payments!
* I just listed a maintenance-free house, in the last 25 years there hasn’t been any maintenance!
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